Ahh, fair enough. It was a bad joke anyway, on my part.

If you have an accent that is probably what tripped up the TTS. The words purpose and porpoise are said remarkably similarly in certain accents.

Autocorrect wrote porpoise in your comment as opposed to purpose. Porpoises are in the dolphin family.

I don’t think those students were dolphins…

https://www.allrecipes.com/bloomin-potato-recipe-11893783

Personally I would deep fry it rather than bake it, but to each their own

I’m guessing here, but if I wanted to make this, I would par-bake the potato @ 350°F / 180° C for about 10-15 minutes, freeze it, then cut, then deep fry for 3-7 minutes.

Looks delicious however they did it.

Edit: https://www.allrecipes.com/bloomin-potato-recipe-11893783

They used a microwave and conventional oven. Also they cut it first.

Since when? They didn’t when the war started, and cigarette boats don’t really count as a Navy

The only song about crystal meth to make it into a Disney film.

Apparently when I was two or three years old, I insisted the lyric was “If you’re gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a parallelogram.”

Also started The Baha’is who don’t seem to be disappointed at all.

I’m certain it wasn’t in the apocrypha that’s a separate book at least at the school I went to. I am certain it was Old Testament, and not New Testament. Other than that, I’m pretty sure it was one of the books that got separated into parts I and II, but I couldn’t tell you if it was the first or second part.

I got turned onto that particular passage by a Baha’i I was talking to outside of the school, now that I think about it. They used it as proof that Christ had already returned and the Christians missed it as hard as the Jews missed their Messiah.

Could be, I dunno. I’m not Christian, but my parents sent me to Catholic school because it had better rates of higher education among its graduates than the local public school. The Catholics took me not being a Christian personally and only let me read the Bible. So I read it, and started confronting priests and religion teachers with questions they couldn’t answer because I’m an obstinate little shit like that.

The verse I am referring to is in numbers it gives the last great census of Jerusalem as the starting year. It says x number of years would pass before the firmament was restored, referring to the Messiah, y number of years before the firmament would be shattered, referring to his death, and z number of years before the glory of God would appear.

We know when that census occured. When you do the math those years are 5BCE, 27CE, and 1844CE.

The main reason is that it is really obscure. I’ll see if I can find it.

Edit: yeah, I’m not finding it. It basically says that from the time of the last great census of Jerusalem there would be a certain number of days (days mean years in this part of Numbers.) until the firmament was restored, referring to the Messiah, another number of days before it would be shattered, referring to his death, and a third number of days before the glory of God would appear. When you do the math, those years become 5BCE, 27CE, and 1844CE

I’m referring to a specific timeline set out in numbers that most Christians totally ignore, especially apocalyptic Christians.

The Jehovah’s witnesses were set up specifically because of this prophecy, and even they decided he was late by the end of the 1800s

It’s somewhere in Numbers. There’s a prophecy that refers to the last great census of Jerusalem. It refers to time in days, but had previously mentioned that days in this context refer to years. There would be a certain number of years before the Messiah would appear, though they use a flowery title to refer to him, and another number of years before he would be struck down. It then goes on to say that he would return after X number of years. If you do the math, those years come out to 5BC, 27CE, and 1844CE.

While that’s true, it did give a year. We’re just over 180 years past that particular year.

Not when we (The US) have 1200-6500

THEY FUCKING BETTER NOT! All those rivers are Source rivers. They ALL run off into the Mississippi, or The Great Lakes, and St. Lawrence.

Ohio is practically the heart of the midwestern, eastern, and Great lakes river watershed

\4. Zelensky told him that Ukraine has it in their Constitution that they don’t hold elections during times of war. He thinks this applies to the US Constitution.

Look up Malcolm in the Middle. You’ll thank me later.