This is like one of those parody commercials. "Coming soon for the Microsoft Xbox, the Sony Playstation, the Nintendo Switch, the App and Play store, the Nokia N-gage, the Samsung fridge, Netflix, Nintendo Famicom, your toaster, Kindle, as a shadow puppet theater, "

It really is Russian

Is it a console? Isn’t it a tiny prebuilt?

Good on paper, never works in practice.

Be quiet, the grown-ups are talking.

It’s pretty much only a problem in the US.

Not really lied about, but moreso ignored that they lost the Vietnam war.

Humanity really can’t progress anywhere with capitalism running so rampant. Every corpo needs to go, or it will be like trying to sail against the wind.

Every goddamn day there’s some new BS showing up.

That there are no riots over this is telling. I mean, Nepal had a whole revolution over nepotism.

Let them do it, then when they’re done executing it just say “alright, that’s 1d4 damage for an improvised weapon.”

Are there dumb robot vacuums? I don’t want to buy a little spy robot that maps my apartment layout to sell to advertisers or whatever.

That’s just Tumblr.

The server should not be responsible for the food they bring to the customer or for what the chef cooks.

A year from now they’ll be wondering why their games are so buggy.

Americans, you mean.

Or is she a stupid snake cunt oil salesperson?

Black eyes, like a doll’s eye

The biggest crime is that he’s calling them the SouljaGame and not the SouljaBoy