Velvet is actually a pretty darn accurate comparison! And will do!

Costco?

Okay, I have told him multiple times in the past that the cat needs to lose weight and he realizes this but hasn’t done anything. What should I do now?

Okay, please help me. How do I put my friends cat, who lives 700 miles away and doesn’t belong to me on a diet?

Most of the time, unless cats come with papers, their breed = cat. Beautiful girl!

I love this cat

Appreciate the heads up. Yeah, that was a while ago and since then we got a fountain and she loved that till we got another cat and a gravity water bowl. The other cat only drank from the gravity water tank/bowl and now she only wants to drink from that too. lol. They are both happy now and drink lots of clean water everyday!

Hahahaha, damn cats. I know this well. My $1 rescue cat? Couple months later she was a $700 cat from emergency vet visits. To be fair it was mostly our fault as we left our toilet lids open and didn’t clean our toilets enough. But who would drink from a dirty toilet when you have a nice fresh bowl of water changed daily? Her, lol.

CLARKSOOOON!!!

My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.

Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.

Lmao, truth

Nah, most of them are just modern soulless rectangle buildings with little or no interior decorations. I’ve only been inside one a few years back tho. However most people just use the drive through and line up like 50 cars deep and block traffic and access to other surrounding buildings like the lemmings they are, lol

Soda with mix ins. Like flavor mix ins. So you go to a soda shop, ask for a Dr Pepper, then get like vanilla, coconut, or raspberry, etc mix ins. Kinda like an Italian soda. It’s huge here in utah.

Mormons. They already have an army of ~70k extremely impressionable 18-20 year olds (missionaries) hopped up on dirty sodas and sexual repression ready to do whatever for their prophet in the name of god.

Source: was Mormon, was missionary, still live in Utah. lol

Heyyyy! Thank goodness! I was really hoping she would turn up

Check out the app “PawBoost”. Our girl snuck out of the garage when I left the back door open on accident but came home the next day. I know the worrying. Best wishes!

“Whiplike, tapering tail from body to tip, (sometimes with fur all over tail or a puff of fur on the tip, like a lion)”

They were out of fur at the factory. lol

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_cat

“Whiskers may be present, either whole or broken, or may be totally absent.”

Haha, it’s our friends cat actually, or rather the cat owns our friend. I did want to name one of our cats cheese but we settled on stitch since he’s a gremlin.