Emerald (she/her)
I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing
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Donate your kid today
That’s what a spray can and molotow is for
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
1·4 months agoIt’s just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
1·4 months agoNo, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
5·5 months agoSilicone has some bend to it. Wood doesn’t. With silicone I can easily scrape the sides of mixing bowls and such.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
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Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
3·5 months agoI do have a favorite series of spatulas. I won’t mention the company cause I don’t want to advertise but they are excellent silicone spatulas. I have 3 of them, each different shapes and sizes (and colors :3). Ah it so excellent
should’ve had following distance.
How is it supposed to be efficient to use an entire lane only for exiting?
Not really though, all lanes except the rightmost lane should be passing lanes. It is different in urban areas where they often open up 2 or 3 lanes for exit only or if there is constant heavy merging. But in general, keep right unless passing
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Congrats on living long enough to complain about it
51·5 months agoExactly. Back in my day we culled people with lead and asbestos. Nowadays any old random can stay alive and the world is crumbling!!! /s
The thing is… we do have space travel.
Unless you’re me who uses an OpenWRT router connected to wifi, plugged into my laptop via Ethernet
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World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
1·5 months agoEhh. I don’t think its fair to assume that. It could just be “pro censorship arguments out of concern for others”
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
3·5 months agoFistbumps should be prohibited in media too. Literally punching each other!!!
How about you try getting a male and female pet and do a little study on how small the intervals in between litters really are.
Or just spay and neuter
I mean it is the truth. Bad things can happen to people, and people should put more thought into that before having kids





Relevant video essay
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7i_i-KnDFA
Non-YouTube version
https://kolektiva.media/w/mGf43YP2t6FtjASnTA1APD