relevant xkcd

with a fucking strike

https://xkcd.com/90/

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Or pay out in Monopoly money

Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

It’s a thin blue line sometimes

Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

We’ve already established he has a stapler.

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

Everything is a sword?

Here’s another somewhat relevant two-digit one then: https://xkcd.com/90/

Yes boss, we’re uh validating the cooling systems in the server room.

Instantly hiring fbonk!

HWAT’S THIS?

Legolas, what does your elf-tongue taste?

👀L

I taught you time and I’ll teach you how to travel. Surely you can figure out the rest yourself.