Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.
“I will overcome.”
“I keep dragging myself along.”
“Somehow, I remain alive.”
“I will perish, but not like this, hopefully, not today.”
“Everything is shit and I think we should all get a grenade and end it all.”
… and other reasons why you don’t ask a Lithuanian how’s it going for them.
There is a logic to the design: most apps are designed to be used for as long as possible instead of getting what you want done.
Yeah, I kept winning with smoke too.
Priuses or Priusii
Russian President Vladimir Putin welcomed Trump’s upright gesture and sent him a gift of a set of colored pencils produced at the famous “Pobeda” stationery factory in Pasholnahuisk.
“Pashol Nahui” means to “go on a dick”. A small detail you might have missed.
Inb4 EU and Canada signs a great trade deal just to screw over Trump.
I have seen Priuses with 700.000 km on their odometer for sale. Tesla drivers are lucky if they can reach 200.000.
Science convergers on the same truth. It’s the stupid that creates uniquely dumb outcomes. If you want to change the world by time travel, do not kill the scientist, kill the fool.
I’m fine with actual engineers running tech companies, because most enshittification is done by the business management degree carriers.
Also, change input language.
And Num Lock.
Caps Lock on decryption prompt on Linux (The system will not warn you about that one)
Press the Insert key on people’s keyboards at random times of the day.
You forget the big cold.
It’s all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.
“If you have the patience to sit by the river and wait, eventually, the corpses of your enemies will float by.” Sun Tzu
Happens with cans of everything.
Yep. At this point, we should fear millions of Russian refugees on our borders when their country finally collapses.
Peace Dec
Peace Du
Peace Da
Yes, especially because many Lemmy users have some radical views.