Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

I need to re-read this when I wake up tomorrow, after coffee.

Right now my brain just shut off in the middle of the quote.

Ok, now you’re just writing random strings of letters…

Lice <- Louse
Tice <- Touse
Pice <- Pouse
Dice <- Douse

Well, I listened to half of his argument…

This is a fake tweet. He didn’t thank us for our attention to this matter at the end.

That’s exactly what I was going for. Gonna need a lot more na tho.

Relevant Flying Circus

“Did you follow the directions for measurments?”

Who does that when making coffee?

Also who talks like that?

Here’s the thing. You said a “heron is a crane.”

Is it in the same class? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies cranes, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls herons cranes. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

If you’re saying “crane class” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Aves, which includes things from nutcrackers to eagles to jackdaws.

So your reasoning for calling a heron a crane is because random people “call the tall ones crows?” Let’s get emus and ostriches in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A heron is a heron and a member of the aves class. But that’s not what you said. You said a heron is a crane, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the aves class cranes, which means you’d call swans, penguins, and other birds cranes, too. Which you said you don’t.

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

na

The cocaine is there if you read between the lines.

I was about to complain that she can’t turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.

Both. Both is good.

Get the fuck outta my head

Pikachu Face

Surprised Pikachu Face

OrgunDonor.

What about it? I never saw it lose a fight.

Because they’re ALL cute.

Sorry to hear about your small head.