More than 4 colours? In this economy?

Eh, this can be hit or miss in my experience. Last time I attacked the blacksmith he turned into a dragon and ate me whole. Definitely don’t recommend that experience.

Right meow!

Do I look like an assassin, boy? Jumping around all nimbly bimbly from shadow to shadow?

Buddy on the right looking like:

Who can afford a full hat in this economy?

You can swargo my balls.

"What? How can you do this? This is outrageous. It’s unfair!

How can you be on the council born on Christmas and not be a master get twice the presents?" - Jesus

Yo dawg, I put a sword on your sword so you can slay peasants while you slay peasants.

Tough life if you got to prep dinner on the metro.

Very polite methhead.

You were the chosen one! You were meant to bring bal

I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.

A true dad wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to boop the son’s nose with this setup.

5/7 meme.

Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.

Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.

So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.

Stick to the plan! Stick to the plan!

If you moustache, you’re not ready to know the answer.