No I didn’t know

…why?

There’s a chemical brothers song that, while not addressing your question straightforwardly, proves that salmon can have meaningful social interactions with humans. I think.

I would’ve gone for a heron instead of the pelican but I am ok with the pelican

Right handed, right pocket 95% of the time. Occasionally I catch myself using the left pocket if for whatever reason storing it in the right requires an awkward movement.

Is it really an addiction? What happens to you if you don’t have any money to spend on this? Or, say, for some reason there are no more gambling opportunities or sex workers in your area?

Looking at this cup gives me anxiety

I love it. Didn’t know it existed.

Soy Sauce literally translates to “I’m Willow tree”

No, that’d be Leche. Soy milk is just English milk introducing itself in Spanish

Problem is only you can redeem yourself. This feels a bit pointless to me, in particular since it appears you’re unable to draw boundaries, which means you are leaving yourself open to be taken advantage of, which in turn just perpetuates unfairness.

6 year old you isn’t you anymore. I don’t know what you did, maybe you killed someone, but my point still stands all the same.

So, out of curiosity - what number do you see in the yellow circle?

Sure it is. But I feel like you never used Photoshop. It sucks up all the RAM. It’s more RAM intensive than any 3D software or browser I’ve ever used. (That is, except for Substance Painter, which is also in the Adobe family now unfortunately)

OP!!! RIGHT HERE!!! I FOUND THE RESPONSIBLE AF PERSON!!!

How about just messy? Occasionally I still find them laying around

This would go great in TIL rather than showerthoughts

Calm down. Have a cup of tea. There’s this type I recommend, I think you’ll love, it’s called Earl Grey

All that knowledge forever lost

Why all those noes? What’s wrong?

No… I read your quote straight through and without issues. I had to re-read many of the sentences in OP’s quote and put effort to make sense out of them. Your quote feels normal, with flourishes, but normal. OP’s quote doesn’t. For me there is no comparison.