Tbf the Normans were not really French.

I can’t believe there was never a scandal about the short that suggests you can leave “The Matrix” by jumping to your death.

The Inner Shite more like.

Got em.

Glass houses.

The entire 1980s? I’m not sure anyone could.

It’s actually neutral on the subject of what you should do. That is for medicine and public health policy, or even personal choice.

Me trying not to murder my partner who I love very much when her phone suddenly blasts out Instagram brain-rot at 11pm and I’m trying to maintain a vaguely healthy bedtime ritual.

Nine European countries*

We’re not laughing at you, America - we’re laughing with you!

Beware Greeks bearing syllables.

True, though I don’t hold with the theory that reading automatically makes you smarter — Dan Brown exists.

Then ginger, cardamom pods and cinnamon sticks.

Also check out the classic story Trolley Man Returns where he’s found dumped in a river.

I’m using Classic Shell. It’s a bit rough in Dark Mode though.

Remember when Christians used to care for the hungry?

Maybe they mean the original one in Lincolnshire.

This is why I have a custom shell on my work PC. This is the kind of shit search interface where the local hits pop up quickly after you typed but then jump away to display irrelevant guff like this just as you’re clicking on what you wanted.

Geometrically.

Within 50 years all vowel sounds in English will just be schwa.