Mine is really close to one of the ones on least common. 16 year old me dun good I guess.

Eh, half of them are probably iPhone users. I’m boutta be a $40aire baby!

All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.

I have switch 2, n imo new Mario kart underwhelmed compared to 8

Standard Uber shit

Yup, I can thank Bluey for that knowledge.

I’ve always suspected he bombarded the wallstreetbets threads with bullish sentiment as well.

I’m not, but I’ve disconnected the Internet from it. It can try all it wants to send the data to the mother ship.

This is the way

I had to use LINE for work a few years ago to communicate with the Philippines. Awful app.

Idk, that French deal seemed to work out pretty well.

My friend from work doesn’t drink water. Like. At all. She drinks Diet coke like all day. She’s in her 50’s and has a ton of health issues. I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

100%. Republicans have been blatantly against the will of the people, and can only maintain power through gerrymandering and straight up rigging elections. We are the majority by a long shot. The last election was likely rigged, and the heritage foundation, Trump, and Putin are working on the business plot 2. We have to do everything possible to stop it.

“Elon, were you able to meet up with Ghislaine at kung fu practice on Saturday?”

Allegedly an actual text between musk / Epstein

I’m currently locked out of my electricity provider’s payment site. They kept asking me if my name was on the account when I logged in. I would click yes and then it’d ask for a bunch more information. I managed to get around it and get to bill pay. Eventually they locked me out. Now they want me to call them so they can get more data out of me to sell to data brokers, and on principle, I’m not about that, so I just pay by phone like a boomer with my paper bill now.

My email is pretty clean. I still have my AOL email that was my AIM account in like middle / high school. I give that out to any companies that want an email address, while my Gmail account stays nice and neat. The only thing is my wife will occasionally buy stuff in my name and give out my sacred Gmail account. I damn near filed divorce papers.

Did I ever tell you about the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. So, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could was those big yellow ones.

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And if you do have said spyware, the robber could be holding up his drivers license reciting his social security number while doing it on video and the cops still wouldn’t bother pursuing the lead.

What’s the first rule of rule club?