best I can do is a tenner

chat I drive a 1.5L, am I cooked

I thought most US lottery winnings were like $10

Some icons are stretched and some aren’t. Double infuriating

Additional important listening

Trash Decade https://youtu.be/7Og1orQecxQ

Don’t Kill Yourself https://youtu.be/jjsv1JACJCY

because my instance is on xyz

Where possible I try to embed photos that are hosted elsewhere online, rather than waste space on a copy on Lemmy servers. This one is lifted off https://ictnews.org/lifestyle/the-dark-crystal-age-of-resistance-an-enchanting-journey-following-seven-clans-of-gelfling/

An embryo (/ˈɛmbrioʊ/ EM-bree-oh) is the initial stage of development for a multicellular organism. In organisms that reproduce sexually, embryonic development is the part of the life cycle that begins just after fertilization of the female egg cell by the male sperm cell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embryo

I didn’t know Edge was made with Chrome. No wonder it sucks

It’s just meat purée in a tube

grok, am I real?

You can set a tap of ctrl to make a circle around the cursor

bro thinks he is safe from his mom googling “how to delete linux” and typing rm rf

you can just eat yogurt to get the same results

I was going to make a joke comment about crypto but you beat me to it

epic username

“cannot accept” = asking them nicely to stop. It’s a nothing burger

😂

This comic is pretty true to life. Chameleons can change color to reflect their mood and communicate to others

Probably spent all week wasting their time working 16 hour shifts in the mines