I do this as a power move to intimidate my enemies when the going gets tough.

The coziness meter has gone up another notch.

Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.

Heretic! Tuna depriver!! You will delete yourself from this dwelling, but not before you reveal your motive behind your vexatious streak.

Anne Applebaum - Autocracy Inc.

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I eclipsed your prowess. The corner is mine. I’m unassailable.

„It has betrayeds us. The indecencies of its.“

Time boundaries? AhaAAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAA.

TIME BOUNDARIES!

They got us working in shifts dude.

“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

Why must I endure this grotesquery?

I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

Manlook!

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

Standard Issue Cat maybe?

The mental images of the consequences of running into, and then having to fight, a jaguar who’s high on ayahuasca is both hilarious and terrifying.

„Bro, chill out! The strawberry fractals are a mere figment of your imagination and can’t hurt you.“

„CHRAOW! CHRAOWOW!! Satayskewers!“

S C O O T E R !

Huh?

L

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