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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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3·7 days agoYou’re the real MVP, thank you very much!!
Huh? Could you kindly tell where the option is? I can’t find it?
Looks so comfy. This cat has got it figured out.
6·14 days agoUsername checks out
5·25 days agoWhy bowl empty?
If damage to the wall is the concern here, maybe just sticky a small sheet of clear plexiglass to the wall? Catto probably wouldn’t notice, let alone care.
„Jessica, please clear my calendar for today. I have pressing matters I must deal with.“
“Adult Children of Immature Parents - How to heal from distant, rejecting, or self-involved parents”
“Due to circumstances within my control, I’d like to backtrack on my decisions posthaste, please and thank you.”
“Oberkriminalinspektor Weiss?”
“Am Apparat.”
“Südwestliches Fenster. Circa auf zwei Uhr. Grauer Passat, Frankfurter Kennzeichen. TÜV abgelaufen und halb auf dem Bürgersteig geparkt.”
“Verstanden. Sobald ich meinen Tunfisch verdaut hab gibt’s ein Knöllchen.”
Feeling regal today. Dunno. May delete later.
2·2 months agoMuch obliged!
ensure i get an abliterated version
Could you expand on this re how, please and thank you.
Righteous!
“But I’m just a narcissist, I’m what matters here. You must worship me, why don’t you? I’ll cut off your legs.”