This is peak.

“Any last words before I give your pip to someone else, Cadet?”

There’s a grimoire inside. Maybe.

“Okay, gang, we gotta make sure we get ALL of them this time. If you leave even one it’ll just make more.”

“Earth burped.” - the last things humans write.

Well… beneath North America is a massive super volcano, so…

All the best SciFi comes out of Canada.

Calvin’s dad is a Sith Lord.

The very one we’ve been looking for.

“Tonight in Ten-Forward they’re showing First Contact!”

“They’re showing the episode where Riker bangs Lilith, not the movie.”

sobbing

“We solved your blood pressure problem, you just need to wear horse blinders for the rest of your life.”

Bringing the cat to the vet in a cardboard box: Hehe

Bringing the cat to the vet in a cardboard box without any holes: Not hehe

“ADMIRAL! Admiral…”

At this point, when I still need to use Apple hardware and software as part of my personal and business workflows, I have to boycott Apple - at least financially.

From now on, I only buy Apple hardware secondhand, I only use free Apple software (like the OSes and basic app suite) and third-party software purchased outside of the App Stores, and I refuse to subscribe to any paid Apple services (which I have been abstaining from since they turned their backs on Hong Kong).

The death of culture.

“Buddy…”

Your brain ever start playing something back and you know it’s not going to stop so you just pull out your phone and wait?