The former SVP of Apple Retail Ron Johnson, specifically. He actually thought the people who shopped at JC Penny were the same as the people who shopped at an Apple Store.

Just sell one mint Black Lotus card and you’re set. You might even find someone with a CT machine willing to trade!

Ah yes, the WristEnder 5000.

That is tremendously cursed!

Due to interdimensional events.

It has therefore lost its ability to electrocute on contact.

That’s my job.

I was brought up on a Commodore 64. I wrote my first program at the age of six using a guide from a computer magazine.

Make of that what you will.

Blubber blimp.

He holds my heart.

“THEY SAID THE EXTRA LANE WOULD FIX IT!!”

Social acceptance lies in the delivery.

Watching this malarkey from Japan. I’m ~80% sure me and my family are safe.

Trump: First US President to try to invade Canada (since Alan Alda).

Put that on a box of breakfast cereal.

Looks like a gateway drug into the world of customizable mechanical keyboards. :3

A real “checks notes” moment.

Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”

We found a place in… North Carolina maybe? That had red Coke cups but only served Pepsi.

When asked, they said something about how Pepsi was going to charge them for their cups so they kept using the Coke ones. When asked why they stopped selling Coke, they said something about how Coca-Cola was giving them way less money than before so they switched to Pepsi.

I don’t remember much else about that place other than they had AMAZING chicken.

The American east coast is an adventure.