Can’t wait for the sequel at the doctor

Duh, obviously it was before. It’s “Weird Al”, not “Al Weird”…

⚪ Somtingham

I’m pretty sure that UUIDs are ids for the drives/partitions and shouldn’t change if you change the motherboard, reinstall OS or even plug them into a different machine entirely. I think that only reformatting can change the UUIDs

I’m with you on that one. I don’t care what the scientists say, there’s no way quantum physics is random, we just don’t know where to look yet. And entanglement? Nah, you made this one up.

Anyway, I didn’t get into a university, but I’m not bitter about it, no.

Senior Dev, 5 years ago, writing that code: “this is going to be a problem in a few years”

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Wouldn’t it be more like “non POSIX-compliant”? That’s how I would understand it, though I’m not a native speaker

I’ve heard people say “my girlfriend at the time… now wife”

Thank god it didn’t do @eslint-ignore-error missing-property instead lol

I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you

“I have no mouth”

A moment of silence for all those who sacrificed themselves in the name of science

You’d have to know how to exit Vim to do that though

If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.

Happy to help

Yeah, you obviously should have typed “E = mc2 + AI” smh

No, they just imagined ~800 tits. Maybe even at once.

The image in the post also uses watts where watt-hours might be more applicable, so we are already more in the realm of memes than science

“Change the world! My final message. Goodbye.”

Faster, harder

Study time travel. Come back younger