I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my friend KkOma had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful KR team in League.

“How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate.

We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”

He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Faker? The goat is never washed.”

What if some advanced alien species created our universe just for a gender reveal party? /s

Skill issue.

You guys have stands? /s

I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.

I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.

I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.

Fk me

???

What aboot the “pretend to look at my phone when I want a car to go first before I cross”.

You’re absolutely right!

At that point id just buy a tiny"puke" rug and change it out every few years.

Same with Bojack Horseman.

You will read goodnoght punpun and it will be horrible and you will like it! /s

I didnt end up liking the ending episode. Otherwise the show is a 10/10 banger.

One of my cats is a weirdo. Ive never seen her in a box ever. She doesn’t care about boxes.

Edit: Here’s the little weirdo herself

You do you /s

As a kid, my friends also realized this. We started using glue guns to glue more weight disks on our beyblades. It turned into an arms race lmao. It didn’t get super crazy since people didnt own that many beyblades but I do remember i had a beyblade with 3 weight disks.

Same