None … it’s always OK to punch a Nazi … and its also OK to punch a Nazi sympathizer

Junior is actually 40 years old … the radiation has severely stunted his growth.

I think we have one of those in the Office of President of the United States of America

Frustrated that the 20 year you are considering to hire doesn’t have ten years experience.

Yes there were … we just didn’t call them billionaires … we called them Kings, Queens, Supreme Rulers, Emperors, God Kings

The world looks exactly the same now as it did 2,000 years ago politically because the idea of supreme and infinite wealth never went away. We’ve always had men who believed they could rule or own the entire world … and we still do.

I always say and think about all this from the perspective of billionaires … all they ever care about is money and the free flow of money everywhere. As long as money is moving and people believe in it, praise it and worship it, everything else can be tolerated and controlled.

The internet and free flowing communication allows for money to flow a lot … without it money would quickly become segmented into tight regions and countries and everything becomes closed … which makes it harder for money to flow, which makes it harder for a billionaire to make more money.

Same with World War or even nuclear war … I don’t think it will ever happen on purpose because once that first bomb goes off, billionaires will cease to be billionaires as the world financial system collapses. The billionaires won’t care how many millions die, they’ll be more upset that their imaginary digitally managed wealth will either decrease a lot or even completely. They know that in a post apocalyptic world, no one will care if you claim to be a billionaire if banks no longer exist. You might say that billionaires will have gold stashes around to fund their own personal army … but that won’t work either because their army will just kill them to take the wealth.

All of it is possible because of human greed … all of it is under threat because of human greed … and all of it is held in balance because of human greed.

Speed running towards Idiocracy by 2028

JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL!!!

Even if you have 30 years of life left, I don’t think the average person (including me) could survive 30 days in a deserted island. Which means you would spend the rest of your life there.

I usually hold onto the box of anything I buy brand new for about three months. After that you can get rid of it.

Electronics either work or they don’t, there is seldom anything in between.

If your device doesn’t fail or develop problems within a month or two, then it will last the warranty period and much longer if you take care of it.

I just hang onto the box for two or three months just to be sure.

The only other reason to hang onto the box is if you plan on reselling the device in a year or two. It’s a lot easier to resell for top dollar or a higher price if your device is clean, undamaged, has original manuals and the original box.

Repetition … and repetition in multiple formats

Repeat what you want to remember
Repeat inside your thoughts
Repeat it out loud (either to no one or to someone nearby)
Repeat it with action … point, touch, move or just handle the thing or object related to what you want to remember
Repeat it by writing … write it down and note it

Then do the same things again and again … eventually over time, these things will get ingrained in your thoughts and actions.

Some processes take time to remember (like playing an instrument) but others take less time (like where are my damned keys!)

I guess this is the model that governments are using these days to try to figure out how to save democracy

Figure out first how to destroy it … then you can know how to save it

But I think they’re going a little overboard in the first half of that process

It could be a child or someone with dwarfism holding an oversized banana … we need more info

is there an option for ‘All Of The Above’?

Kicks down the door with his non-vampire partner who enters first … non-vampire steps inside the building and tells his vampire friend to come in

that is either an enormous banana or the smallest cat I’ve ever seen

If you run away to an island after only half an hour of work … I don’t think you’ll be spending 30 years there … you’ll be spending the rest of your life there

How about including mention of wanting to start a union or union activity with everyone in the group and how you are all wanting to join forces as ‘workers of the world uniting!’ … then read as much Karl Marx text as you can in 30 seconds.

Management would love to see those flags on their alerts from everyone in the office.

Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.

I feel like I have to comment to every lemm.ee user i see because they’ll be gone soon