It’s not just about the oil.

Schindler’s List 2: Checking it Twice

I wouldn’t understand, but then I’m 1/128th Cherokee, so…

Much better than Tinder for solid matches in my experience.

But what if it’s Bill Gates and he’s been trying to find his lost sibling for inheritance purposes?

Why do you rich people always get off flaunting your wealth in our faces?

Antiques Roadshow is pretty relaxing and always interesting.

It’s not a Linux party without old Dick!

$1 worth of sex, please. More than I need.

Prop me up beside the jukebox.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is when you suck on the pipe.

Best part is that your normal Skyrim mods generally work just as well with VR Skyrim.

Now kiss.

She really was.

To be fair, that nun had absolutely shitty ground defense.

I think I’d like to go home now.

Damn, free nuggets and candy, this guy is a catch.

This is what you text to win her back.

He literally feeds 30 people and she’s still not impressed!?

For whatever it’s worth, I always think of cheese plates as being pretty fancy.