You should censor that.

Oh god, I thought they were joking.

You’re next.

I can totally see this being some mumble rapper or some retro southern folk band.

Are you sure about that?

I didn’t think they recovered one with “delay”

Or they just make it easier for CEOs to get and carry guns.

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

Not much, what’s up with you?

The squatter also died last October.

BITCH I’M EATING A GHOST RIGHT NOW

Hydrohomies activate!

Why would they suicide him? Epstein could name names. What’s this guy gonna do?

I think he wanted to be caught.

If the internet ever finds that McDonald’s employee, I predict they will not be happy about it.

Yeah I’m surprised by this. Seems like Putin wouldn’t want to associate himself with a loser.

I figured he’d go to South America or something.

Oh course the McMuffin is served on a muffin. But when I just hear “muffin” by itself I don’t think of the sandwich including sausage and egg and cheese and whatnot. You have to actually say “McMuffin” to conjure that image. Otherwise I just think of a plain English muffin.

It would be like if they said they were banning advertisements for buns. While a hamburger is typically served on a bun, just saying bun alone doesn’t really include the entire sandwich. I could serve a hamburger in a lettuce wrap, or on sliced sourdough or something other than a bun. If McDonald’s served their sausage and egg on a lettuce wrap, would that circumvent this ad ban?

They do the same in the US. Some of these commercials are super vague.

Well, also there are medical sales people / pharma sales reps, usually attractive women, that go to doctors offices, take them out to lunch, and give them a ton of shit like free samples and golf clubs and whatnot. Have the product name recognition out there from the commercial helps with all this.

Save us monkey Jesus.

I assumed this was sarcasm. But it’s possible someone was living in a cave for the past several days. 🤷