Ooh. What goes in the burrito?

Coffee and shit posting

Breakfast of champions 💪

That should be why he never gets the Nobel peace prize.

We don’t deserve doggos

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but don’t use shampoo, that might burn.

Eh?? If your shampoo burns you shouldn’t be using it anywhere on your body.

And actually, I find non-soap-based products (e.g. shampoo) better for my bellend.

It doesn’t

Not for one second. Circumcision is barbaric. It can go wrong and often does. US is one of only a few western countries where it is common, and the only reason for that is cultural as you’ve said (sometimes religion/medical). It serves no other purpose.

As a gay who has experience with both, let me tell you, uncircumcised dicks are also more fun. Some cut dicks also look like they’ve been mutilated by a drunken psychopath with a vegetable peeler.

Yep. We’re all cooked.

Except the billionaires - who will obviously retreat to their cozy luxury bunkers in New Zealand.

I tried it but the error messages are very unhelpful.

“Error 6052 - I’m not a racist right but see them fcking pkis…” Okay but how do I fix my printer??

Would make a good plot for a Halloween-themed porno

I was joking but wow.

Is there literally no hope for the centre and left??

Agreed, or at least wait for Greta to tell us herself.

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You can be put to death for insulting the president of Tennessee?

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VERY WELL. Give him cake.