Wish granted: the same electron is added to all atoms in the universe.

This one single electron is created in a quantum state described by a wave function that is uniformly distributed over every atom in the universe. This wave function collapses nearly instantaneously to a single position, and the end result is that one random atom in the entire universe gains one electron.

Nothing of interest happens.

Relevant xkcd

Ok that’s fair, I kinda glossed over that part. Both are valid interpretations, I think.

No, it’s because watts are joules per second, so kWh are (energy / time) * time. Cancelling the units would be expressing the energy directly in joules.

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

I hope that it’s illegal everywhere

damn, good thing I’m a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

Fuck, yeah it got me too

(in fairness i’m tipsy rn)

unfortunately, P(she likes you) ≈ 0

That’s just straight out of the abstract of the paper, no journalists involved.

oop there was a real stupid typo where I forgot the minus sign lmao

it’s fixed now

I’d prefer an alternative definition that starts with the base case ¡0! = 1, and then for n > 0 we define ¡n! = n * -¡(n-1)!

Half our expected lifetime was our expected lifetime back when they evolved. Teeth are doing quite well, all things considered.

if there are mirrors in hell then yeah

4 years old, not 4th grade

Misread yurt as yuri at first lol. Quite certain I won’t be alone in that though

Everything that I’ve ever done

anything that isn’t nothing

fuck

It’s not that secret, everyone knows that it’s love

Except that the bishop won’t actually receive the funds until the next business day, which would be too late. Now of course this wouldn’t be an issue if the payment could be made in cash, but due to the distance between the bishop and the kings, the only option is an electronic transfer.