The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!
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Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name “Yoshio Nishina”.
Then by year two of his lockdown, Newton was inserting a tiny lever under his own eyeball, inside the eye socket, to try and figure out how the eye captures and processes light.
What would happen if you did the equivalent of feeding your A.I. a healthy diet, then run a parallel system and fed it only burgers and pizza and Doritos?
Is this LOSS?
Loss of the symmetric crystal structure!
Damn, they got to him before he could get it out.
Curse you, lizard overlords!
The Battle Of The World Wars Two has begun!
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineeringEnglish8·21 days agoHe might have won the very first Nobel Prize, had he not passed away just a few years prior, and much too young, wasn’t he in his late-30s or early-40s?
In fact, I believe that had Hertz remained alive and won his prize, the Nobel Committee would not have felt obliged to give it to Marconi a few years later.
Marconi was a back-stabbing asshole who became one of the wealthiest men in the world by abusing the gentlemanly trust of others, and coasting on someone else’s technology - particularly the way crystals oscillate, and some of them serve nicely as a sort of “translation point” between electromagnetic waves and the physical apparatus that transmits and/or receives the signal.
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who is an actor you can't stand, but everyone likes?4·23 days agoPray with me.
Euler and Gauss… the lads.
Soiled adult diaper with a hint of talcum.
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Space: The Fungal Frontier7·1 month agoImagine Spock tripping on shrooms in the holodeck, sitting on a tree stump by a creek, staring at the texture of an orange for an hour, regularly muttering - “Fascinating… fascinating…”
I didn’t care, until it happened to me! TO ME!!!
niktemadur@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Mall Ninjas got coppettitionEnglish9·1 month agoSome human monkeys will reach for higher goals, like knowledge and/or a truer sense of community to what we have.
Some human monkeys will get mesmerized by shiny bling, which on an intellectual level is an equivalent to rubbing feces on themselves and flashing their teeth.There’s a painting from WWI, done by a German artist, can’t remember the name, but it’s like a portrait of your generic military general. You cannot see the body nor the face, it’s all covered in hundreds of meaningless badges and medals.
We still see this bullshit today in any official picture from a Pyongyang parade, just look at the generals standing beside the “dear leader” or whatever they call him.These stunted mindless grunts on the airplane are a reflection of man’s failure to transcend the goddamned swamp from which we came.
niktemadur@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•This is the hardest concept to understand in physics9·1 month agoA ball, however tiny, has 3 dimensions, it has a surface that moves around a mathematical point at the center of the sphere.
A point of zero dimensions has no diameter nor perimeter, no surface with which to spin. Yet when influenced by a magnetic field, a point-like indivisible particle behaves as if it does spin.As Chief Brody might say, we’re gonna need a bigger math!
How about imaginary numbers and the complex plane?
Now add the Uncertainty Principle, just for shits ‘n’ giggles!
Probability space! Probability amplitudes and polarizations!
Or films from Spain. They whisper in a mumbled accent, then all of a sudden they start SCREAMING at each other.
Where’s my man Maxwell at?
Also - should he get his own, or be placed along with Faraday, like Crick & Watson.
2 - 6 - 3 - 4 - 1 - 8 - 5.
The wedges you can keep.