so jurassic park’s t-rex caused “moderate turbulence”?

maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

the idf will be fuming at this data. they would have expected that number to be closer to six out of six.

i dunno. with all those carpets and tapestries, there must have been some static sparks somewhere!

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

who knew la forge was the most accurate star trek character?

but the comic would have been so much funnier if they had followed these simple principles of inertia!

there could have been a whole row of panels showing the kicker inching towards the kickee. and the silent scream is so much better personified with the kickee floating away out od the panels.

it’s like the reek-reek-reek loading of the next camera exposure in shaun of the dead when the protagonists encounter their first zombie. it’s a minor detail but it adds so much more to the scene. it’s that pinch of spice that completely transforms the dish.

but, hey, i guess a lot of people do prefer the blander foods. so let’s just chalk this up to creative differences.

from where in frictionless space did the port astronaut get the momentum to move forward for the kick? how did this person then return to their original position (their airhose has folded back over in panel 3)

and why hasn’t the starboard astronaut floated out through stage left with the momentum of that kick?

asking this is like asking whether there is a single gym routine that works out all muscles of the body.

there isn’t. because what strains your pecs is different from what strains your glutes. that’s why we have different routines for different muscle groups.

the brain isn’t a just a simple little box. it has multiple functions which are triggered by vastly different stimuli. relying on “brain training” apps would be akin to only doing bicep curls every day–sure, your guns will be super but the rest of your body will still remain flabby and weak forever.

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

it shows only after posting the comment, unfortunately in this instance.

so there’s a place in this world where one can go twelve whole days without contact with another person?

to where should i book tickets?

i’d say such youtube skimpy try-on haul videos (nsfw).

what even are these?

if only they could have smuggled it out using an unmanned rocket-powered metal tube or something. it’s not like they didn’t obtain the knowhow on how to steer it.

i don’t think they’d like performing in front of an audience. it’s hard, you see, for a snail to come out of its shell.

is it when two long streamy bodies of water run into each other?

and look how he was penalised for it.

my theory: men get themselves killed sooner doing stupid shit before the symptoms of the disease get time to truly manifest themselves.

and that skews the results of this study.

graduating is not daunting. not by any stretch. in fact, that’s the point where life peaks. everything after is a steep downhill ride.

yes, ai adoption has turned that downhill run into a cliff. but if someone thinks graduation is even remotely daunting, then they would struggle even in the most non-ai of worlds.