The problem is you’re trying to apply logic to magic. Magic doesn’t do things logically, it just does them.

Naveen was more of a Princess than Tiana

I had one of these that was Boba Fett. He had really big arms, and if I remember correctly, it came out of a kids meal from Taco Bell.

This sounds like a perfect movie for the “Terrible Movies Night” my friends and I have every once in a while where we emulate MST3K!

Do you know the name? I really don’t want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in my search history…

Another fun one to (not) look up is a hairless Chimpanzee.

They didn’t just get high, they got Perfectly High.

High enough that everything is clear and profound, but not high enough to feel the tiny shadow people climbing your nose hairs.

People always think “Military Grade” means “Top of the Line” and not “Made by the lowest bidder with every shortcut to maximize profit”

I remember the Wild West Web days when it was a toss up seeing if animated Gifs, transparencies in images, or the specific hexadecimal for your personal shade of purple you created would render properly between browsers.

These SCP’s keep getting weirder…

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I would call 1 depression and 6 “The sudden realization of reality”

eSsEnTiAl WoRkErS

Requiem is the best movie that I’ve only wanted to watch once.

“I was an Alabaster Ibis until Shannon pissed me off…”

My grandmother & great grandmother said this when I was a kid, but they were from Nebraska.

For two!

You stop eating them when they’re gone, duh!

There are times when you know you should not make a scene. Use this time to plan out in your head the scene you are going to make at a later time.

Someone needs to collect that jackass’s kneecaps…

In the same vein: one of those little magnetic parts tray/bowl things.

I’ve gotten a few of them for free from harbor freight, and they’re perfect for when you have the giant bag of screws and nee to pick out 6 “E’s” and 6 “H’s” for step 7.

Keeping the original box makes it easy if you have to mail something, since you don’t have to try and find one it fits in.