Red Hats or Rainbow Hair. It serves the same function.

Rainbow hair like a clown wig so we know not to take them seriously?

I legit had to check to see if this was the Onion when I read the headline.

I no dust buster anymore!

I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.

Same friend, same. I ate it hard at first.

No problem! Appreciate the tip

I’m on desktop

He’s a jalapeno. On a stick.

(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)

American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value

lmao

“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”

Traceroute traces packets by IP address so he’s “finding” the IP of the virus and then deleting that location which makes no sense because you can’t really delete an IP address.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Looking at it now that looks pretty bad. Was just trying to emphasize I’m not removing it but it definitely looks pretty power trippy and I apologize.

Edit: as far as locking it goes I was getting absolutely bombarded with notifications while at work and I don’t really have an active mod team.

Well, not gonna beat around the bush, was having a shitty day that day for one thing and I did find the report for someone saying “do elon next!” annoying, and then found out the reporter is a known mass reporter for shit like that, so I at the time decided to just “nip it in the bud” if you will. I didn’t think at the time it was a big deal but I guess it was. After a bit of time passed I decided to reverse the ban. I keep forgetting reports go to both instances’ admins, not just me, so reporting something that is against other instances’ rules is fair.

This probably won’t change anyone’s mind but that is my side of the story.

I’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat

🤯

Humped it to smithereens

Got me. 100% plausible.

Yes