Eliminating lead products has been a lot more feasible than the impossible task of eliminating microplastics. They are in everything. So unfortunately Gen Z and onward will suffer with us millennials.

Fair enough … cries in american capitalism

Funny how with every case he solves, it’s the dog who did it

cries in capitalism

They’ll always exist in some form. You could say comics in the newspaper were a version of memes before memes.

It’s definitely someone bending over with their butt to the hole

Honest question, why is cheese so high but milk isn’t?

I’m not your pal, Turnip!

If anyone left their computer unlocked at my old job, the entire office was getting an email about how much you love Justin Bieber

Great quote. When I’m actually able to stay present, all my worries/anxieties melt away

Handsome little doggie

Meetup.com

I know, I know, but really, it’s better than any actual dating app.

What if the volume is really low? That’s how I do it

Same, I love the smell of garlic. Do they make bars of soap made of garlic so I can always smell that way?

Much easier if you just bury your feelings deep deep down. No repercussions whatsoever. The occasional psychic breakdowns but that’s normal.

They’ll just use it as an excuse to bomb Iran some more

Serious question- what do you recommend as the best way to resist fascism?

No worries, I already read it from their Signal chat

They really don’t seem to be bothered by it

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of vegans suddenly cried out in terror

Let’s not get tied up in semantics but the idea that you can’t “accidentally” shoot someone is nonsense. Whether you call it negligence or not, if it’s not on purpose, then it’s an accident.