Go ahead and call the mechanic to schedule that transmission fluid change. Don’t let him rip you off with a flush, though. All you need is a drain and fill.

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Thanks Google.

I should probably just install Lineage already.

This would rock as a cross stitch pattern.

I agree with some of Chris’s viewpoints. Materialism is stupid. Buying shit for the sake of acquiring shit is stupid. Not that you should never have anything sentimental, but those kinds of things are tied to people or events.

But yeah, guy kinda lost me when he decided to camp in the Alaskan bush with no survival skills, no experience dressing a carcass, no foraging skills, and very little equipment. As others pointed out, he went there to die, then changed his mind when it was too late. A rational, non-suicidal person would have spent months preparing for this outing.

Basically everyone who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and lived (only ~2% of jumpers) regretted doing it before they hit the water. Chris jumped from the bridge and changed his mind halfway down. Going to Alaska wasn’t some brave choice to be free. You can do that anywhere in the Lower 48. It was a cry for help masked as a revolutionary idea.

Get a government job. You’ll hear more acronyms in 2 hours than you’ve heard in the last year.

I really liked Ubuntu, too. It was the distro that got me into Linux in 2012. I don’t feel bad having switched to Debian Stable, though. I love my Debian.

Made my day lmao

And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man’s the only Snipes movie I like.

-Jon “MC Vagina” Lajoie

You’re taking me back to 2005 with this one, and I am not complaining.

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

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That’s the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It’s too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you’ve got nothing to show for it.

I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It’s a shame the realization took so long.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

And you’re goddamned right.

Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

Welp, I just learned something new and useful by logging into Lemmy at 1:30 AM.

Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

Cleavage, dude.

Best part of driving a total bucket. You’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel carjacking me.