Technically, if those atoms touch that would be fusion and I doubt you could hold a sun in your hand.

Then the fundamental laws of physics would change, the space between atoms would be solid and all of reality would collapse into one giant black hole so probably should be afraid of it.

I used my Stanley long long before they were cool and it survived until after. Stanle’s are eternal but the fickle youths forget this in their arrogance.

Sorry by the way I have not used Debian in many years, it has gone by the wayside, I now use a different unnamed Operating System by the way.

sudo apt-get Gud.

This guy TimeTravels Fucks

Y’all need to install Arch, you learn all the basics pretty much instantly… That or drown when you can’t install the boot loader.

And the Tips are amazing.

If artificial intelligence doesn’t exist explain Reddit.

Check mate Atheist.

Oh, no! Competition in the games industry causing the slop to fall to the bottom! We better ban steam immediately put everything behind a walled guardian and have “AAA” companies be the only ones allowed to publish! What if the plebs start making money? Then what?

Gotta get an old CRT it will hurt the cat before it hurts the TV and if you make it angry it will just fall on you and end your bloodline.

That’s gotta be like actually illegal unless cloud flair is to blame and then how did they reach your server?

All 200,000 years of human evolving non-verbal communication distilled in two symbols :0

Tired + Nap = broken sleep schedule.

Hungry + Snack = empty carbs.

Friends + lonely = fake friends.

What a bunch of lovely sausages:

What’s with kid’s these days wanting oxygen? My kids didn’t ever ask for anything at all.

Exactly like the girls fantasized:

But Mr. Gates, Sir. I would like to load my video driver please.

I’ll use it righteously.

It’s just one sentence, don’t worry.