Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

He didn’t even write that book. Illiterate persons usually need someone else to write for them. With due respect to all illiterates out there.

Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Yeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?

Got ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!

Totally

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Battery voltage increases in series.

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

The plan is coming out hot and flabby. They say, if you put your ears near Trump’s ass, you can hear his cheeks clap national security secrets.

Why can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?

10k is a car repair bill.