Midnight Wolf

My first thought was a sex doll…

You, next week, browsing eBay: an 8K dpl projector, in box, with mounting kit, $15, no bids, ending in 8 minutes?!

You, a few seconds later: WHY IS IT ONLY VGA WHAT THE FU-

nod nod

It’s purrfectly understandable

(I’m also part tiger and a dash of fox but shh)

I mean, as a connoisseur of sexy felines, uh… I erm… 🥺👉👈

sploosh

2 and 3 are solid games that do their own thing. Shit goes sideways after that though, too much lsd or something. Lost its unique identity in the silliness.

I live in the SW USA, so you’ve got a few options

Because I ain’t a little bitch, cameraman. Now let’s flip it around and see you handle 115F/46C+ temps, it’s only fair. Dying of heatstroke already? There is always this person smh

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson this kitty lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man cat who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

🐈

lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying

Birthday? Believe it or not, jail.

Sun: no more free power for you click

Every living thing as eternal darkness consumes us: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

$500,001

“booooring”

FIFTY-THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE

‘hey bro, if you sign up for the executive membership, I’ll tell you where to find some kitties’

‘phasing through the telephone Y E S’

Well now I’m really not gonna stop

It’s one main dev, another doing android, and supporters (I myself have been firing off ideas, suggestions, and issue tickets, and trying to help other users). An electron desktop program is in the works too.

I setup a Haven (Github) self-hosted instance and am slowly dragging friends over as the dev pumps out features. All the important stuff is already available, still more on the way. Also has things like E2E, which I don’t care about for my community/server, but it is nice to have.

Me: robs bank

Police: we have evidence you did it! Show them the tape

Me: sues the police

Police: Pikachu face