https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

Whatever OS the space monsters living under the ice cap use

I wonder how realistic that is; almost all of the science people I’ve met run Linux

NaN

😂 absolute gold

“Epic tootage”

I think that was a Miles Davis album

It’d be funnier if the package was just half empty

엄청난!

Not if you were at a restaurant that serves flambé dishes…

Target legit steals designs from lesser known artists, even here in Australia they’ve been caught doing it

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had this exact thought. 😕

Are you an economist or business professor IRL? Because that was an amazing answer!

I grew up in a time when autism was diagnosable, but only if you were in the extreme end of the spectrum. I don’t even know if Asperger’s was a thing.

Many, many days of my adult life I’ve wondered if I’m on the (lighter) end of the spectrum. There’s still at least a two year waiting period to find out. So many “clues” I can point to from my childhood, but they could also just be coincidences.

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EVERY FUCKING TIME

Do you mind if I send you a DM? I have more questions that probably don’t need to be added to this thread :P

I’ve never had such a wild ride in so few letters, well done lol

1. Full bowel blockage
2. Ruptured appendix

With number 1, by the time I got to the hospital my shirt was wringing wet with sweat, vomit, tears, and blood. I took it off and told the ambulance driver to just chuck it in the bin lol

Holy shit the rumours are true… you CAN put someone’s eye out with that!

That’s not weed, that’s wee