PugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agoCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down11
arrow-up1297arrow-down1imageCats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involvedlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squarejohannesvanderwhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·29 days agoI swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
minus-squareJozzo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·29 days agoOr maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
minus-squarerustydrd@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·29 days agoUnless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
minus-squareTheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·29 days agoAnd lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero