It will widen your horizon, they said. And here I was, foolishly thinking I could get away with half-assing statistics during my degree.

  • 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    As somebody with a degree in bioinformatics, I have never seen something more true in my whole life.

    Some more lies from my time in academia:

    • “Planning and executing medical trials” = 6 months of statistics
    • “Machine Learning” = 6 months of statistics
    • “Pattern Recognition” = 6 months of statistics
    • “Health Data Science” = 6 months of statistics
    • Biostatistics = lol jk just 6 months of statistics