Awesome, this means that the exploitation of the 3rd world will stop, right? Right?

Well shit. I’m gonna recommit to making a million dollars by lunch tomorrow. Fuck all that’ll do, but why not.

Did they fly with their private jets there too, so they can make new important promises that they will DEFINITELY fulfill?

Trivial pursuit crew is getting serious this year.

If you leave it to the last minute it will only take a minute

500 billion a year is still less then the us military budget.

War is still more important then collective survival.

That means they expect civilization to last until 2030. Whats the over under on that?

This is like me trying to stop smoking.

I make a plan for the week, get to Thursday and I’m right back on it, telling myself that NEXT week will be the week.

…but THIS TIME it will work!

Bla bla bla

They mean save certain kinds of people

We are so fucked.