🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 days agoAnon records a slow motion videosh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1350arrow-down14
arrow-up1346arrow-down1imageAnon records a slow motion videosh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 days agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down1·11 days ago no gif in the post Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.
minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·11 days agoMake that video yourself. There’s no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 days agoThrough the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.
Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.
Make that video yourself.
There’s no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.
Through the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.