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minus-squareoctopus_ink@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 days ago “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoIf that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoGet real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
If that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!
Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.