• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    20 days ago

    “Sorry for waking you up dude, we just wanted to know if you wanted to help us throw stuff in the volcano.”

    “Tomazooma… is not sure that is a wise idea.”

    “Nah, Dave is a geologist and he says it’s cool. Even did math and measurements, instrument-type-stuff.”

    “NICE. You got a boulder of obsidian, maybe a giant chandelier or something?”

    “That dumptruck of green and clear beer-bottles? Dave’s idea, our idea to save them and take off the labels. We figured you could safely pour it in.”

    “ACCEPTABLE.”