• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    19 days ago

    Me: “Listen man, instant death? By a giant Totem‽ Sign me up. You’re just out here doing your job, living your best life! You’re not even hiding it in some 500-page legal document, no lies, no ads. Really refreshing strategy and trustworthy. High point of my year. Awesome voice by the way, has anyone ever told you that you should be a voice actor? When the annihilation is complete, that is.”

    Tom: “YOU WILL STILL BE DESTROYED. But that’s kinda bumming me out, I gotta be honest. What’s wrong with this place?”