🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1639arrow-down110
arrow-up1629arrow-down1external-linkAnon holds her bfsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square102fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down2·2 months agoThis is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
minus-squareZement@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 months agoPick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoIt’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoGotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!
This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Nope, only pants.
Should I have added /s ?
Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!