🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1594arrow-down158
arrow-up1536arrow-down1external-linkAnon sees happy peoplesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square111linkfedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up33·11 months agoSee a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
minus-squaremoriquende@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months ago proceeds to squash him with her head
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months ago“Gimme some forehead baby”
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoShe bought him with a rod of vibration
See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. “What?” He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. “I’m just glad I met you.”
“Gimme some forehead baby”
She bought him with a rod of vibration
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