The headline itself made this worth sharing
Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.
That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!
3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing’s preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.
2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.
Awww no luv for my girl tubgirl?
I had forgotten about that one damn it
Don’t forget the lemons for your party.
Yeah, without any frame of reference, it’s just a random, useless number.
so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something
“FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries”
Don’t feed the fetish
OwO
Relevant XKCD
Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.
I salute you, internet stranger.
Also slightly relevant: https://xkcd.com/1138/
Surely it would be less redundant to just say ‘hackers’
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Hacker color schemes these days:
⬛🟥
⬛🟩
⬛🩷🟪
⬛🟥🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷
Did you think Nato would store nukular codes on their Neocities website?
nukular
Chelsea Manning was a prime example of this.
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Hey I’m curious what the bad things they did were? I just know them to have revealed evidence of heinous war crimes committed by the USA.
What a relief, I’d hate to think those files ended up in the wrong
pawshands.Based and furpilled
Can the gay furries get the alien files next?
Wasn’t that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy’s job?
THEY HAD ONE JOB
the group says it’s gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district
As a South African, that’s not much of an accomplishment
Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?
3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers
Yes that is quite the headline for sure.
motive?
it’s almost certainly a spoof cover of the Chinese or someone
You’re asking why someone would hack one of the most evil organisations on earth?
Slow your roll there, Vlad. You have a whole other country to finish invading first.
…you didn’t answer my question.
Ask the gay furry hackers!
Oh the motive is probably because NATO is an organisation that overthrows governments like Libya. They probably wanted to see what NATO was planning on doing in Niger or another country they want to exploit.
