Fox Monks – Fonks.

[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

Ben: “Well – finally some peace and quiet.”

I’ve always thought a Jedi could do amazing things with a blaster. If they have to have a light saber, then just put the blaster in their other hand. Best of both worlds?

(Or just stop your enemy’s heart with your mind. Or use your super-fast running abilities to jab a fork in your enemy’s eye or something.)

“Don’t worry Anikin, I’ve set my saber to ‘joy buzzer’ strength.”

Soccer? Football? What does–

Oh! You mean fútbol!

I’m beginning to question your commitment to witchy cannibalism, Rachel.

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

And dense

PM me your Apple zero-days. /s

It is a sad story:

When Alana started a website for lonely people struggling to find love, she had no idea it would become linked to a community of hate and anger directed at women, which would ultimately lead to the deaths of several innocent people in her home city.

• https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45284455

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Take of your pants
And slide on the ice

-Dr. Sidney Freedman

I picked up an ethernet card the other day, but it stopped working a couple of hours after I installed it. Overall, it was a net loss.