• Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    HUMANS: Hey peppers, we like what you’re doing, a-

    PEPPERS: HOW‽‽ IT’S SUPPOSED TO HURT Y-

    HUMANS: -nd we wanted to produce as many of you as we can in a controlled environment.

    PEPPERS: … Blinks in disbelief Go on…?

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      3 days ago

      Well, not all of you. We’ll massacre and purge your more moderate siblings and cousins, but we really like YOU, so we’re gonna clone you as much as we can.

      You’re welcome.