• Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    16 hours ago

    It’s very offensive when people try to talk to me without cupping my balls first. Politeness is dead!

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      16 hours ago

      You never needed a friend in me before. But now you come to me and you say “Empricorn, nice t-shirt.” But you don’t show me respect. You don’t offer friendship. You didn’t even think to cup my balls."

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        6 hours ago

        “Gabagool!” Or something, idk. Sorry, I haven’t watched The Godfather yet…