I just got my first fishing license yesterday and I’m excited to learn about it. Is it just as easy as bait the hook and cast it then wait for a bite?
I just got my first fishing license yesterday and I’m excited to learn about it. Is it just as easy as bait the hook and cast it then wait for a bite?
Well first you need to find a willing partner. Doing this can be scary, but there are a lot of folks who are into it and we should never kink shame.
Next. Be gentle! Getting one’s anus able to be stretched so large is a huge under taking (get it? UNDER taking?). Always start with a finger and SLOWLY work your way up based on your partner’s direction.
Hygiene. Gloves are your friend. In most cases you can buy gloves that go up to the elbow at your local farming supply store. Also your partner should be encouraged to do a full bowel irrigation. Unless that’s what you’re into. Again no kink shaming here!
Finally LOTS of lube. There’s no such thing as too much lube in this case. Be generous and use often.
With these tips you should be able to master at fis-…. Shit. Well this is embarrassing. Yet I’ve come too far.
Here’s a good example of why you should read all the instructions before you begin. Also, if anyone reading this is planning in spending any time at the DeMonfort Vale Fisheries this weekend I’ll warn you now: the fish are all fucked up.