• CosmicTurtle@lemmy.worldOP
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    Anytime big corporations say this, I just kind of laugh and say, “So…you have nothing to hide, right?”

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      It reminds me of a kid telling their parents not to check on something because they know they’ll get in trouble.

      • Tak@lemmy.ml
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        Of a kid? Were you that kid? Lol I know I was that dumbass kid on many occasions.

        My nephew was completely convinced that when he lied his nose would grow like Pinocchio’s so when he lied he’d cover his nose.

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          Out of nowhere, my kid would say “No poop” and start backing away. Obviously, he was full of shit just like these ISPs.

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        Me: Where did you put it?

        My son: runs to the spot and stands in the way, so i can’t see

        Me: checkmate!

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      Ironic that megacorps get privacy rights they don’t deserve while the rest of us get jack shit and are told we should be grateful for it.