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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon meets a poser

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Anon meets a poser

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Omgarm@lemmy.world
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    Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It’s like zen crack for my brain.

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      I’m a fan of Karl Jobst as well

  • Goku@lemmy.world
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    Poser, bet she plays candy crush.

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      I’d watch a SummoningSalt video on Candy Crush speed running records

      • Enma Ai@lemmy.world
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        I’d watch a summoning salt video on speedrunning buying crack behind train stations

        • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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          Fuck crack. I want to see 4-MMC.

          • Enma Ai@lemmy.world
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            Speedrunning buying 4-MMC behind train station is gonna be tough tho

            • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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              In America? Impossible. Can’t even get that on the DNM.

  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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    That girls name?

    Matt Turk.

    • Chariotwheel@kbin.social
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      speedrunned that date and then speed ran away

  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world
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    Summoning Salt is legit!

  • PM_ME_YOUR_SNDCLOUD@lemmy.world
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    Obligatory link:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XkKufyIiAY

  • sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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    Removed by mod

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
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    nah there isn’t any difference between playing a video game and watching it.

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      But if you play games u gotta enjoy summoning salt. I feel like I’d enjoy it even if I didn’t game.

      • nLuLukna @sh.itjust.works
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        I can vouch for that - considering that’s exactly what I did for ages.

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    Fewer distractions while you watch history

  • don@lemm.ee
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    • be anon
    • like the vidyaz
    • meet girl who likes the vidyaz
    • invite her over
    • don’t ask girl what she’d like to do
    • play a YouTube video about vidyaz
    • ignore the vidyaz
    • girl naturally gets bored and jets
    • anon assumes she didn’t like vidyaz then

    guess anon’s a fucking idiot then

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