I’m convinced that one of my cats tries to get kicked, so then she can get tons of attention.
Cat tax
We call it insurance fraud when our cat does that.
Gets nearly kicked to death on accident while doing this
Lemme just get right back in there
Especially when human is in kitchen carrying large knife or boiling water
Right past the stairs…
Through the marketplace, where there are watermelon stands, chickens in crates, and 2 men carrying a large pane of glass back and forth.
Nooo … My cabbages. :(
This is entirely accurate, holy hell.
The worst is that they do this going down stairs too…
I call this “following from the front,” and some dogs and humans seem to love it, too.
Chihuahuas do this a lot and it’s really fucking annoying.
I would happily keep walking, pushing my cat out of the way with my foot. He’s light and resilient, and I don’t usually walk fast inside. However, I don’t want to step on his paw, which will actually hurt him.
Get yeeted
