AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?message-squaremessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1246arrow-down1message-squareIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square70fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvil_incarnate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoIf you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
minus-squareAggressivelyPassive@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoOnly a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in. Trust me, I tried.
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoDoesn’t the smell come out through your mouth (i.e. literally having fart-breath) if you hold it in, or is that just an urban myth?
If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
Only a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in.
Trust me, I tried.
Doesn’t the smell come out through your mouth (i.e. literally having fart-breath) if you hold it in, or is that just an urban myth?