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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

Getting rejected

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Getting rejected

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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Send a CV
    Never hear back
    …success???

    • muhyb@programming.dev
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      cat your_glorious_cv.md > /dev/null
      
    • Airfried@piefed.social
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      That’s the default in Germany in every single branch and I hate it. You won’t hear back from 4/5 applications.

      • Johanno@feddit.org
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        Well it was a few years ago, but I had a response rate of 30%

        However one response of rejection was amazing. Almost one year later I got the mail.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t forget to add the assignments that take days.

    • Tanoh@lemmy.world
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      I don’t mind the assignments if they aren’t too big. If they are, which is quite rare, I just tell them it is too big.

      Rather have an assignment than some stupid live coding meeting.

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    was devestated after receiving a rejection email right before my sixth round

  • weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social
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    Going through this right now.

    Side note: what the hell kinda George Costanza level lies are you people telling to get hired in this market? 17 years of experience with AI? It’s 17 years of experience with AI isn’t it.

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      “I want to work here in particular.”

  • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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    The Fix:
    Syndicalism&Labour—Arthur Clay

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    Send a CV with Java experience

    HR asks about some old native JavaScript Shenanigans

    Get rejected as CV is “obviously fake”

    Repeat

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